The Pirates Who Download Everything

In the spirit of digital piracy (and my love for catchy jingles),

here’s a goofy song I stole from Veggie-Tales

“The Pirates Who Download Everything”

Well we’re pirates, we download everything.
we just stay at home, and seed all day
and if you ask us, if we pirate things
we’ll just tell you, we don’t do anything

Well I’ve never paid for Netflix,
and I’ve never gotten cable,
and I never stream from Hulu ’cause my ISPs too slow,
and I’ve never been to Redbox,
and I’ll never go to theaters,
and I never leach when seeders are too low.

Because we’re pirates, we download everything.
We just stay at home, and seed all day
and if you ask us, if we pirate things
we’ll just tell you, we don’t do anything

and I only hurt big business
  so I download all the new games
and I never open Steam because I’ll never pay at all
and I’ve never used a seedbox
and I’ve never posted torrents
and I’ve never take my links down in the fall

‘Cause we’re pirates, we download everything.
we just stay at home, and seed all day
and if you ask us, if we pirate things
we’ll just tell you, we don’t do anything

So, I only download e-books
  but one time it was a comic
and I’ve never paid for textbooks ’cause I couldn’t pay at all
and I’ve never gotten cam vids,
  so I do not like japan subs
and I’ll only post my content on my wall

I guess we’re pirates, we download everything.
we just stay at home, and seed all day
and if you ask us, if we pirate things
we’ll just tell you, we don’t do anything